JUST FOR LAUGHS

STATEMENT FROM GOVERNMENT JOKESMAN

Your Patriotic duty to Kenya.

We all know that it is a sin for an al-shabaab male to see any woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So, next Saturday at 2:00 pm all women living in Kenya--Nairobi especially, are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in- front of their houses to prove they are not al-shabaab, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all Kenyan women.

And since the al-shabaab also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Tusker at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The Kenya Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO TAKE PART IN THIS.

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